Gonk Loves ClearClock I had no idea.
I thought we were just friends. He was always
helping me with my calc homework, and I used to
make him hide in the closet whenever Randy McJock
would climb in my window. I thought he was just
being nice, and I know Randy would have beaten him
up if he had known. Now I feel bad for Gonk, he
must have heard the monkey-sex through the closet
slats!! I'm sorry, Gonk!
(I'm sure this would have been funnier if I knew
what a Gonk was.)
Destroyer Clocks 